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Leave me the fuck alone. You want me to plan my future? Then let me plan it.

And it's nice to know what you finally truly think of me.

Guess what? I think you're a loser, too. I think you're nothing, too.

The feeling is mutual.

Get out of my face.

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What happened to your "brilliant" plan? I find it hard to believe that you will succeed in Marketing and Economics when you can't even follow your own plan to repay the rent back to me every month.

You've missed three months now.

That's nearly $1500 dollars.

I almost vindictively want to wait until May before reminding you. I'd love to see the look of horror on your face when you realize you owe me over $3000.

Pay up, idiot. I don't want to have to quibble over this with you.

You, of all people, should know that I won't let this slide. If you think I'm going to miraculously forget that you owe me rent if you don't bring it up, then you're wrong.

My god, you even had the audacity to whip out your checkbook, give me a check for the water utilities, then close it again. In front of my face. And I even asked you if that was all you needed to give me this month. And you said yes, like I was stupid.

Get real. If this is how you hope to squeeze out of paying me back, you're wrong.

When I get back from California, you better come up with a solution. Or I'm sicking my Asian mother on you.

- J
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Dear Microsoft,

Why does Vista BLOW???

DO better.

Moi...

Current Mood:
sleepy sleepy
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i'm just wondering

could you please let up with my overall job situation? just once? could you please just cut me some slack and give me what i want? please? i mean, seriously, i don't deserve to be treated like this.

sincerely,

soon-to-be-ex-employee
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I CAN'T ANALYZE LEAD IN MAPLE SYRUP? IS IT NOT IMPORTANT TO KNOW YOU AREN'T BEING POISONED AT IHOP?!?!?

- J

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Dear Jarvis,

Cunts are still running the world.

- A.

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Dear Trident White,

Twelve pieces per pack is not enough!

kthxbye,

Azure

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Thank you for "Pan's Labyrinth."

- J

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Dear friends,

Please refrain from assuming my feelings toward the people I know and passing the assumption along as fact. If you have not heard my feelings directly from me (or read them explicitly spelled out in my journal), you could very well be wrong, and that creates misunderstanding. If you're curious, you should ask- I'm not one to shy away from offering my opinion.

You do this for me, and I will make every effort to do the same for you.

Sincerely,

Azure

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STOP ROTATING ON YOUR OWN. STICKING A FINGER IN MY EYE EVERY FIVE MINUTES IS STARTING TO GET ON MY NERVES.

-J

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